This is not for sale, its just a tester for our admin to use. 

Who can resist an orange with a mouthful of teeth AND braces? Perfect gift for the metal mouth friend or family member. This realistic looking fake orange is 4½" tall and 3" wide. Fairly heavy like a real orange would be. He has lovely glass eyes that are blue and 7 resin teeth (yep the same teeth as a dentist would use to repair a partial!) I added brackets to each of the 7 teeth complete with wires and colored bands. He has a real branch for a stem and a flame-singed leaf formed to look weary. My fruit are made to appear little overripe! This orange will last a lifetime.

*This, like all of my creations, are not kid friendly and are definitely NOT toys.

This is a single smooth skinned Meyer Lemon. Fake of course, but looks great nestled in with your fresh lemons. He's super cute and he'll bring you years of grins and giggles from your friends and family. No reason for this lemon, you certainly don't need him, but you want him. Oh yes, you do. 

He measures a little over 4" tall and 3" wide. He has yellow eyes made of glass and 6 resin teeth. Like I said, adorable in every way. 

He comes with a small clear acrylic stand. Lightweight and is Not a kids toy.

This baby sweet potato is a cutie pie. All pink with big blue glass eyes, and a single tooth made of resin. She Stands 5" tall and is very lightweight. Comes with an acrylic ring stand.  For display, not a toy. 

This is a must have from  Kooky's collection. The Avocado is a favorite fruit of Southern California. He's black-green with some speckles, has a good texture too. Yellow glass eyes and 5 resin teeth with a bit of an overbite. He measures 4" x 2½" and is very light weight. One of a kind, never duplicated. Comes with a small acrylic stand.
 Photo of the Bowl of guacamole fixin’s are only for display suggestion. 

These may look like toys, but they are not toys. 

 This Creepalicious Bell Pepper is very realistic looking, except for the 3 fangs. Great color of red, with plenty of intentional bruises to make it look a little overripe. His eyes are yellow and made of glass, fangs are resin. An excellent gift for your favorite chef!  Measures 3" tall x 2¾" wide. Nope, not a toy for kids.

Very realistic looking carrot, complete with greens and roots. It is so realistic, that it has tiny hairs coming from the eyes (like a potato) as miniscule roots. The coloring is fabulous. He has black glass eyes, a furrowed brow and an I don't give a CAR-ROT smirk on his face.

Measures: 8½" Carrot + 9½" Greens     Total Length is 18"

Darling, I know, but this is not a toy for children.

What could be worrying this tomato? Made of a plastic and foam composite, this realistic sized mater has pale pink glass eyes and a toothless pout. Measures  2¼" tall by 3" wide, a nice red with intentional bruising to make her look a bit overripe. She has a cute little silk stem too!

Yes, I know she's adorable, but she is not a toy for the kiddos.

This is a bad, bad egg.  It looks and feels like the real thing!  This one has a grumpy face with red glass eyes, and a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. He also has a nice crack on the top of his head. This faux egg is weighted inside so it feels like holding the real thing.  Many of my customers keep theirs in the fridge with their real eggs. Also, my eggs have been part of many pranks by putting  one under a layer chicken to watch the collector to scream in horror when seeing the egg is staring back at them. Made of a composite of plastic and foam. Ciggy is made of wood and paint and fine glitter to look lit.  Measures 2" and comes with an acrylic circle stand, but also looks great sitting in a shot glass.

Nope, not a toy for the kiddos!

This is a very realistic looking chili! A good solid yellow color and all the hollows that are the characteristics of a chili pepper. He has been painted to look a bit over ripe and a tad rotten. Made of a composite of plastic and foam, he measures 5½" long. I have given many Chili Peppers as gifts to the  chefs at my favorite local Mexican restaurants! 

Not a toy.

Wow, what a grouch! Fake pomegranate with an attitude. Great gift for your over the top health nut friend. Made from a foam and plastic composite. Purposely bruised and painted to look just a bit overripe. His eyes are made of glass. Measures approximately 3" x 3" 

Who needs this snarky guy to keep watch over your kitchen? You.

Definitely not a toy.

Green Bean, string bean, edamame, lima bean? You choose! They all look about the same to me! Super realistic bean pod with yellow eyes made of glass and a growly mouth with rice for teeth. Intentionally bruised and painted to look a bit rotten. No reason to have this bean pod except to just merely have it, I guess!! My items are good for a laugh, a joke, or just to have something no one else has.  Hi measures 7" tall. 

Adorable, yes... not not a toy for the kiddos!

Plum~ the forgotten fruit. Really, when was the last time you ate a plum?

I offer you today this lovely little Black Plum. She has pink eyes and a sweet grin showing off her 4 tiny teeth. Her color is purplish black (more black than purple). Her eyes are made of glass and her teeth are made of resin, just like the dentists use to make real partials and dentures. She measures 2½" x 2½" including stem.

She comes with a Plastic Stand.

This darling plum is NOT a toy

Mama loves MANGO! Here I offer one beat up Mango. He is one of my larger items which measures at 5" x 3½". He has green and black eyes made of glass and 5 realistic resin teeth that are the same as Dentists use to make a partial or denture. Just like a real mango, his coloring ranges from green to pink to orange to yellow to red.  Fun Fact: The Mango's round shape with the tapered end inspired the much loved Paisley pattern in India centuries ago!

Cute guy yes, but not a toy.

Meet Louie McPewey! This little faux garlic will look great nestled in with your bowl of  fresh tomatoes, bell peppers and onions. He measures 3½" x 2½" including his little sisal bottom. He's been  purposely bruised up and painted to make him look less than fresh. He has a mouth full dentist grade resin teeth and a limey green and black glass eyes. This makes a Funny gag gift for your chef or gardening friends!

Although Louie is as cute as can be, he is not a toy for the kiddos.

There is absolutely no reason to own a fake kiwi! My creations truly serve no purpose whatsoever. But, this little guy is a must have! 

Deep blue eyes made of glass and a couple of crooked resin teeth (same as a dentist uses) make his so darn cute! He measures 2¼" x 1¾". He really does have a fuzzy texture to emulate a real Kiwi.

So, so Cute, but not a toy.

This onion has the sweetest face. He has baby blue eyes that are made of glass and seems a bit sad.  So much personality in one little vegetable! He measures 3" wide by 3½" tall including his sisal roots and little top knot. He has been painted to look a little rotten but has lovely glass eyes. 

*because of my studio lighting, the onion looks red in the photo, but in real life he is more on the purple side.

Not a toy

This is a medium size faux yellow Golden Delicious  apple. He very realistic looking except for the fact that he has a face! His baby blue eyes are made of glass, and hold a lot of personality. But, I must say that his crooked little smile is a little unnerving! He has been painted with some intentional bruising and his leaf is a bit singed. Measures 3.5" x 3.5".

He makes a great gift! I have many Teacher friends and I can attest that they are sick to death of same old  "A+, #1 Teacher happy apple " gifts. They love my rotten apples because it reminds them of the little brats in their class. True story! 

Nope, NOT a toy

This medium size pear is a real downer! Even though he has lovely coloring, and awesome glass eyes, he still carries a nasty attitude! He is on the smaller side...at nearly 4". Lightweight, he's painted to look a bit overripe. Him and his grumpiness needs to vacate my premises so, please buy him. Thank you.

*Bowl and other fruit not included, and for decor suggestion only

**Not a toy

This faux, realistic looking banana has tons of personality.  He is painted to look aged with intentional bruising. He has lovely yellow and black glass eyes and five resin teeth to make his awesome grin. (exactly what a dentists use to make a partial). Like a real banana, he is 8½" long, and looks great in a bowl of other fake or real fruit.  

This banana is adorable, but it is NOT a toy.

This is a SWEETIE for sure! This is a faux nectarine with the cutest little smile. She spreads a nice vibe sitting on your kitchen shelf. All my creations are made to look rotten, but this lil' girl is just a tiny bit spoiled! Measures approximately 2.5" x 3". She has gorgeous glass eyes and teeth made of rice. 

*photo of fruit bowl is only to show suggested display and are not included

**She is not a toy

An English cucumber is usually longer and skinnier than the normal cuke we think of. His accent is very cool though! Just kidding, he doesn't have an accent, because he's fake and made of foam and plastic and can't talk. His glass eyes are a lovely yellow with a black pupil and he also has a couple of resin teeth. This proper Englishman is 9 inches long, has realistic coloring and nice, bumpy skin. Funny gag gift for a bachelorette party!

*bowl of fruit photo is only for suggestion and not included.

** He's not a toy

Vegetable or Fruit??? Who has the answer??! This super realistic, fake tomato is a beautiful red and intentionally bruised up a bit to look a little rotten, er..I mean, over-ripe. Sweet smile with a couple of tiny resin teeth and green eyes make this little 'mater irresistible! Measures at a tad over 3" tall and wide.  Cute little top knot too! Not as bright as in the photo, but a gorgeous red.

*photo of the fruit bowl is for display suggestion only and not included.

** Although precious, She is not a toy

This spuds for you!! This nerd has creepy green and yellow glass eyes and an awkward toothy smile that's straight out of a 7th grade yearbook. He measures 3¾" x 2.½" .  He's fake and has been painted to look like the real deal. Fun to add in with your real taters. All my fruits and veggies and eggs are purposely made to look a little past their Use by date. 

Looks like a toy... but its not.

Soooo, yeah.. This is an 8.5 " long Eggplant that is a lovely purple. Fake, but realistic in color, size, and shape. His expression seems like he's looking at something pretty scary!  We'll leave that right here. Wonky, red rimmed eyes made of glass and a couple of resin teeth finish the look. He is purposely made to look a little over ripe. Makes a great gift for the bachelorette. I'll just leave that right here.

*photo of the fruit bowl is only for display suggestion and not included

**This is not a kids toy

This little pumpkin has braces!! He is a copper color and his real braces have 4 real brackets complete with wire and black bands. There's a few dentists/orthodontists in my town who have my brace-faces in their office. My dental office has theirs in the consultation room and staff told me that when kids are sad to get braces, my creations make them laugh and get to see them close up. His eyes are gorgeous orange with a tinge of jaundice. A perfect little fall/Halloween decor for your side table. He's sweet. I like him, you will too!

He is approximately 4" x 3".

Although adorable, he is NOT a toy

What Stinks?!?  This rotten egg with his silly grin is a perfect funny gift for anyone who loves to cook or bake. Your favorite chef can keep this little stinker up on a kitchen shelf to remind them to not take life too serious. Or if you are or know a egg dealer, it is a great prank to pull by hiding it under a chicken!  2.5" by 2" and weighted like a real egg, with lovely green glass eyes and realistic resin teeth. He's been battered and painted to look rotten.  He has a crack on his head obviously from a fall, sadly there were no kings men nor their horses nearby to put him together again. Comes with a clear acrylic stand.

 As with all my creations, he is one of a kind, and never duplicated. Oh and he really doesn't stink, because he's fake.

Oh, and this is not a toy.

Rotten Egg with blue glass eyes and resin teeth. Realistic size and weighted egg is a funny gift for a cook or chef in your life. Fun to keep in the fridge among your real eggs to keep a watchful eye out for midnight marauders. These eggs are always one of a kind and a best seller. I've been told many times that they've been purchased to be tucked in under a hen to play a prank on farm egg collectors.  Measures at 2.5" x 2".  Comes with a clear acrylic stand.

These aren't toys

What a grouch! This lime green Rotten Easter Egg is large and sure to stand out amongst your basket of darling Easter eggs. The big Daddy of them all measures in at 6" tall by 4" wide. He has a flat bottom to stand on his own. He has a mouth full of teeth (resin) and blue glass eyes. Purposely painted to look good and rotten. His cigar is wood, but painted to look lit and very realistic. 

Not a toy

Waaah! What a crybaby! This little faux Spanish onion would be so cute nestled in with your real onions. Sure to make people laugh when they realize one of  your onions has a face! These can withstand your refrigerator temps (as I have many customers who keep their kooky fake fruits, vegetables, and eggs in the fridge with their real produce, just for shock value). Great gift for your favorite chef or gardener too.  His four realistic teeth are made of resin and are the same as what dentists use to make partials! It is painted to have a bruised appearance,  2.5" x 3".

*Photo of fruit bowl is to suggest display and not for sale

**NOT a toy

THERE'S A FUNGUS AMONG US!! This Fun-Guy is sure to cause a doubletake when nestled in with your potted plants. Measures 4" x 4.5" and painted for an intentional rotten look. He has resin teeth (Dentist grade) and lovely glass eyes. The pick is removeable in case you would rather display in a bowl or set on a shelf. Great gift for the vegan, chef or gardener friend or family member!

Nope, not a toy

One sad, sour-faced lemon for sale. He wants to come live at your house. (please) Although totally fake, this lemon is extremely realistic looking with the texture of the real deal. He comes with a little acrylic stand, but looks great mixed in with a bowl of fresh lemons! 4" x 2½", and carved from foam and plastic composite. He's been intentionally bruised and then painted to look a little bit rotten.  Bowl and prop oranges not included.  Always one of a kind, never duplicated. Definitely not a toy

This is a little squatty Orange, but some would call him a Tangerine. 2¼" x 2½".  This life size and quite realistic, anthropomorphic piece of fruit would be happy to be nestled in your fruit bowl to shock and delight family and friends! He has exact texture of the real thing and has wonky, yet quite lovely yellow glass eyes.  He will never rot, it just looks that way! 

*props and other fruit shown are not included

** NOT a toy